Probabilities

If I sneak seventy percent of the Halloween candy, there's a hundred percent chance I'll gain weight. The chance of cavities decreases by forty percent.

The things a mother does for her children.

This was written for this week's Trifecta Writing Challenge.  Andy Rooney created something called “The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.”  We want you to give us your own probability equation.  Use whichever numbers suit you, and make it about whatever you like, but give us something to think about.  In 33 words, of course.  Good luck!  And we will see you back here on Monday for our Anniversary Challenge!