Trappings Vivisect

Thirty-three words to win a laugh.

Perhaps a smile will do.

Will they buckle beneath a chuckle?

Utter a giggle or two?

Articulate painstakingly.

Trappings vivisect.

Utmost here—beseeching, dear—

Be certain you're correct.

This piece, written in response to the Trifecta Writing Challenge, was written for Draug and as a lecture to myself: I recently incorrectly questioned Draug's usage of a word.

This weekend we're asking you to write 33 words that will make us laugh or smile.  Even a chuckle will do.  We look forward to the communal spirit lifting.  Good luck!