Lilly Jean hefted a box onto the truck.
She rooted around in her bra until she found a handkerchief which she
used to mop her forehead. “Hell's bells, it's hot.”
Spank grinned. “I thought ladies
weren't supposed to perspire.”
“Ladies ain't supposed to be lifting
all this shit, Spank. Whatever happened to chivalry?”
“You're not going to let me lift a
box for you. You're far too independent.”
“You sayin' I ain't a lady?” Lilly
Jean grabbed another box and swung it into the truck. “I swear I
can move two boxes to your one.”
“I'm an old man, Lilly Jean.”
“Fifty-eight is far from old. Age is
in your cranium.” Lilly Jean pointed to her head. She
wondered about her hair: Was it holding up in this heat? “Leastways
that's what I've always believed,” she finished pulling her cell
phone from her pocket and pretending to check for texts while she
quickly scanned her hair and her nose while she was at it. If she had
a boogie when Spank proposed, she would just die.
“My cranium is telling me I'm old.”
Spank set his box onto the truck and slid it back. “What are we
doing, Lilly Jean?”
“We're loading this here truck,
Spank.”
“But why?” He rubbed the small of
his back. “Why are we putting ourselves through all this?”
“Pshaw, Spank. You're just tired is
all.” She smiled. “Starting a restaurant is a bitch.”
“I wish...” Spank said, looking
onto the street that took Bitsy out of town two weeks ago.
“Things can't stay the same all the
time, Spank.”
“What are you doing with an old man
like me, Lilly Jean? You could have any man in Medford.”
“I don't want any man, Spank.” She
smiled and tossed another box onto the truck. “I want you.” And
she waited for Spank to pull an engagement ring from his pocket.
He turned and grabbed another box.
~end~
This was written for this week's Trifecta Writing Challenge. The word was "bitch."
Bummer! Looks like she has to guide him along a little less subtly LOL! Great story!
ReplyDeletewoah. that hurts! I went through a similar experience of that kind of disappointment. though we weren't lifting boxes. We were on a romantic dinner cruise. I went home and slammed a pot against the wall:) your dialogue is stunning.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bitch getting Spank to realize what he's got in Lily Jean. This is terrific! The dialog and description is vivid and alive!
ReplyDeleteMen don't do subtlety very well. He'll figure it out in the end.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me she'll be waiting quite some time for that ring! Great dialogue.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed this!
ReplyDeleteoh dear . . . he totally missed all thge hints :)
ReplyDeleteGreat title . .. Gotta love her 'rooting around in her bra' while she lifts those boxes.
ReplyDeleteSpank needs a good spanking for being "engaged" otherwise ,when he should have been down on bended knees,holding a lovely ring,proposing to Lilly Jean!I only hope he will get around to it & not keep moping after the long gone Bitsy;-)Great story here:-)
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a " Like" button on Blogger.
ReplyDeleteWell...this is so good on so many levels.....the dialogue, interaction, movement, tension, attention to detail...how you got inside both their heads who knows, but you really did, and boy do I recognise Spank.
ReplyDeleteAmazing story.
Pull it together Spank!
ReplyDeletelmao great piece
ReplyDeletevery realistic characters - nice work
ReplyDeleteI love the dialogue, hopefully Spank gets his act together before she gives up on him!
ReplyDeleteGreat job with the characterization. Feel sorry for Lilly Jean, but maybe Spank will give her the right little box some day.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy these characters. They are so real and relatable.
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