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them squishy toilet seats?
The
vinyl ones? Foam-stuffed?
I
loved them. Troubles kinda' sank away.
Imagine
cleaning.
While
yer lawyerin', I'll clean.
No.
Horrible things.
Gimmie
my ring back. We ain't compatible.
This was written for this week's Trifecta Writing Challenge. We were to write thirty-three words of dialogue.
Soft seat warm seat little ring of foam...
ReplyDeleteOMG. Deal breaker. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteWell, if the foam seat didn't tear them apart, the "right" way to put the TP on the roll surely would have!
ReplyDeletegimme my ring back! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, ick! I remember those seats!
ReplyDeleteIn the middle of a cold night, they were Godsent.
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