Compatibility Test

Member them squishy toilet seats?

The vinyl ones? Foam-stuffed?

I loved them. Troubles kinda' sank away.

Imagine cleaning.

While yer lawyerin', I'll clean.

No. Horrible things.

Gimmie my ring back. We ain't compatible.

This was written for this week's Trifecta Writing Challenge. We were to write thirty-three words of dialogue.